Cutsittab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful toad.

Cutsittab created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutsittab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cutsittab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cutsittab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cutsittab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never feed lots of bread to voles while wearing red hats.