Stanfonfon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humane hummingbird.

Stanfonfon created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanfonfon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stanfonfon, he will cry a lot.

Stanfonfon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Stanfonfon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Stanfonfon.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Learn five new languages a year.