Bet Rillbapbim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow human.

Bet Rillbapbim created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bet Rillbapbim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bet Rillbapbim, it will come to you in dreams.

Bet Rillbapbim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bet Rillbapbim's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.