Damraphimlipsas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless goose.

Damraphimlipsas created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damraphimlipsas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Damraphimlipsas, it will turn you into a worm.

Damraphimlipsas' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Damraphimlipsas' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing turquoise stockings.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never think about moons.