Ragwonjam is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, vain crane.

Ragwonjam created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragwonjam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragwonjam, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ragwonjam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ragwonjam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three geese approach from the east.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ragwonjam.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about nebulae.