Larpcatrag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, conceited eagle.

Larpcatrag created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpcatrag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larpcatrag, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Larpcatrag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Larpcatrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black ear rings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.