Rapcadquill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, stupid cat.

Rapcadquill created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapcadquill, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rapcadquill, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rapcadquill's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rapcadquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Rapcadquill on top of important buildings.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Pray towards the south.