Omthadsig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome pigeon.

Omthadsig created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omthadsig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Omthadsig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Omthadsig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Omthadsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near otters while wearing fawn stockings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Hide if eight snails approach from the north.