Fidbodfud is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, fussy goblin.

Fidbodfud created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbodfud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fidbodfud, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fidbodfud's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fidbodfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Never write about special relativity.