Loggumpod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic zebra.

Loggumpod created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loggumpod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Loggumpod, it will be very sad.

Loggumpod's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Loggumpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Loggumpod in the centre of the settlement.