Ingfumgig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, merciful human.

Ingfumgig created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Ingfumgig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingfumgig, he will torture you forever.

Ingfumgig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ingfumgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

2. Never sing near grasshopers.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not dye your hair black.