Cusswodbep is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate chicken.

Cusswodbep created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusswodbep, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cusswodbep, she will send you a sign.

Cusswodbep's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cusswodbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Never paint your neck indigo.

3. You must pray to Cusswodbep eight times a day.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cusswodbep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near goats while wearing pink stockings and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.