Arnnuljen Gedtimvedjab Tifpodpang is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced bear.

Arnnuljen Gedtimvedjab Tifpodpang created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnnuljen Gedtimvedjab Tifpodpang, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnnuljen Gedtimvedjab Tifpodpang, she will remove you from existence.

Arnnuljen Gedtimvedjab Tifpodpang's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Arnnuljen Gedtimvedjab Tifpodpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn shoes.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Arnnuljen Gedtimvedjab Tifpodpang.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never hurt seals.