Minwonceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish ant.

Minwonceb created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minwonceb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Minwonceb, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Minwonceb's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Minwonceb's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Worship no other gods but Minwonceb.

5. Never think about stars.