Jencemsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless snake.

Jencemsaw created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jencemsaw, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jencemsaw, it will turn you into a rat.

Jencemsaw's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jencemsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide if eight sheep approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to music.