Pomnurfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, impressive spider.

Pomnurfoss created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomnurfoss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pomnurfoss, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pomnurfoss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pomnurfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never laugh near badgers.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.