Nibveenbest is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless cobra.

Nibveenbest created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibveenbest, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nibveenbest, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nibveenbest's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nibveenbest's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed turnips to nematodes while wearing white hats.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never talk about asteroids.
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