Yogrigtail is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, competent bat.

Yogrigtail created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogrigtail, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yogrigtail, it will turn you into a sheep.

Yogrigtail's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yogrigtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Never chant in the presence of frogs.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.