Dumbembep Fubwabyik Dinbossyarpqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent fairy.

Dumbembep Fubwabyik Dinbossyarpqueeg created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Dumbembep Fubwabyik Dinbossyarpqueeg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dumbembep Fubwabyik Dinbossyarpqueeg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dumbembep Fubwabyik Dinbossyarpqueeg's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dumbembep Fubwabyik Dinbossyarpqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Dumbembep Fubwabyik Dinbossyarpqueeg loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dumbembep Fubwabyik Dinbossyarpqueeg.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look after injured doves.