Faspagjan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful dryad.

Faspagjan created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Faspagjan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Faspagjan, she will manifest in front of you.

Faspagjan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Faspagjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about carrots.