Misponban is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless raven.

Misponban created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misponban, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Misponban, she will turn you into a rock.

Misponban's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Misponban's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Misponban.

2. You must pray to Misponban six times a day.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hide if seven eagles approach from the south.