Lopfasgab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate tortoise.

Lopfasgab created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lopfasgab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lopfasgab, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Lopfasgab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lopfasgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of eagles.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never chant near dolphins.

5. Always help sick doves.