Lidbinrat is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented
swallow.
Lidbinrat created dark energy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lidbinrat, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Lidbinrat, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Lidbinrat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Lidbinrat's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Hide from blue monkeys for they are unholy.
3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Lidbinrat on top of all buildings.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Worship no other gods but Lidbinrat.