Cedortcib is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witty wolf.

Cedortcib created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedortcib, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cedortcib, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cedortcib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cedortcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.