Sugjoppop is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish
dog.
Sugjoppop created the universe six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sugjoppop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sugjoppop, it will be very unhappy.
Sugjoppop's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Sugjoppop's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Sugjoppop.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.
3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Sugjoppop in the centre of the settlement.
4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.
5. Ducks are not to be trusted.