Sugjoppop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish dog.

Sugjoppop created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugjoppop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sugjoppop, it will be very unhappy.

Sugjoppop's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sugjoppop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sugjoppop.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Sugjoppop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.