Gepjopged is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless warg.

Gepjopged created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Gepjopged, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepjopged, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gepjopged's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gepjopged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near capybaras while wearing magenta kilts and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.