Narspagsak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, caring otter.

Narspagsak created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narspagsak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Narspagsak, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Narspagsak's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Narspagsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Narspagsak loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Never think about dark energy near great tits while wearing white tights and balancing eight gold spheres on your chest.