Sigsakapp Pincussfet is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic goose.

Sigsakapp Pincussfet created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigsakapp Pincussfet, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sigsakapp Pincussfet, she will curse you with boils.

Sigsakapp Pincussfet's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sigsakapp Pincussfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Sigsakapp Pincussfet must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.