Listgening is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful goose.

Listgening created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgening, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Listgening, he will turn you into a mouse.

Listgening's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Listgening's Holy Commandments

1. Listgening loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never leap in holy places.