Farnarpart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, charitable scorpion.

Farnarpart created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Farnarpart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farnarpart, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Farnarpart's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Farnarpart's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing turquoise tights and balancing seven lead spheres on your chest.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.