Watcemtar Capnigbif is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, cheerful lion.

Watcemtar Capnigbif created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Watcemtar Capnigbif, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Watcemtar Capnigbif, it will laugh at you.

Watcemtar Capnigbif's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Watcemtar Capnigbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of cats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not take Watcemtar Capnigbif's name in vain.
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