Lipbutjabpod is a god.

He takes the form of a large, amazing coyote.

Lipbutjabpod created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbutjabpod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lipbutjabpod, he will strike you with lightening.

Lipbutjabpod's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lipbutjabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight dolphins in a large pit.

2. You must love Lipbutjabpod.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.