Femlargcid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent hare.

Femlargcid created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Femlargcid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Femlargcid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Femlargcid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Femlargcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.