Fidrawhab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic rhinoceros.

Fidrawhab created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidrawhab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidrawhab, she will remove you from existence.

Fidrawhab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fidrawhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if six cats approach from the south.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fidrawhab.