Kimguparncin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful hyena.

Kimguparncin created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimguparncin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kimguparncin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kimguparncin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kimguparncin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not covet oxen.