Nullkomzog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil capybara.

Nullkomzog created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullkomzog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nullkomzog, it will cry a lot.

Nullkomzog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nullkomzog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Put Nullkomzog first in all things.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.