Tipsisdon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-confident hippopotamus.

Tipsisdon created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipsisdon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tipsisdon, he will turn you into a mole.

Tipsisdon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tipsisdon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tipsisdon first in all things.

2. You must love Tipsisdon.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.