Binnillmit is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, confident beaver.

Binnillmit created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binnillmit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Binnillmit, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Binnillmit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Binnillmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing white rings and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. You must love Binnillmit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.