Yokfunfag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, annoying elephant.

Yokfunfag created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokfunfag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yokfunfag, she will turn you into a frog.

Yokfunfag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yokfunfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never talk about sharks.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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