Pakyarlfon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, capable skunk.

Pakyarlfon created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakyarlfon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pakyarlfon, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Pakyarlfon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pakyarlfon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pakyarlfon.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to otters while wearing cyan coats.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.