Bappangpod is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured dragonfly.

Bappangpod created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bappangpod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bappangpod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bappangpod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bappangpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bappangpod's name in vain.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing orange jumpers and balancing four tin spheres on your hands.

3. Bappangpod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must pray to Bappangpod eight times a day.