Japkapflag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic cat.

Japkapflag created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japkapflag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Japkapflag, she will turn you into a rat.

Japkapflag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Japkapflag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never eat bark.
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