Fenvogrot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, benevolent hedgehog.

Fenvogrot created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenvogrot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fenvogrot, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fenvogrot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fenvogrot's Holy Commandments

1. Fenvogrot loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing yellow hats and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your neck.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Fenvogrot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never talk about fire.