Safabmit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless cow.

Safabmit created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Safabmit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Safabmit, she will turn you into a worm.

Safabmit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Safabmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safabmit.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Do not covet oxen.