Zodmitxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless coyote.

Zodmitxuck created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodmitxuck, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zodmitxuck, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zodmitxuck's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zodmitxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never feed turnips to ants while wearing fawn boots.