Dogwodnul is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, all-knowing dolphin.

Dogwodnul created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dogwodnul, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dogwodnul, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dogwodnul's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dogwodnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dogwodnul's name in vain.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Dogwodnul on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.