Bedlistlig Busyimnuttnarlbunbog Witfonjon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient faun.

Bedlistlig Busyimnuttnarlbunbog Witfonjon created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedlistlig Busyimnuttnarlbunbog Witfonjon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bedlistlig Busyimnuttnarlbunbog Witfonjon, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bedlistlig Busyimnuttnarlbunbog Witfonjon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bedlistlig Busyimnuttnarlbunbog Witfonjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink alcohol.