Negxuccin Liblamrat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered hare.

Negxuccin Liblamrat created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Negxuccin Liblamrat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Negxuccin Liblamrat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Negxuccin Liblamrat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Negxuccin Liblamrat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Hide from white tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat aubergines.