Xuckspagtomtarpyattnan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful fish.

Xuckspagtomtarpyattnan created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xuckspagtomtarpyattnan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xuckspagtomtarpyattnan, she will turn you into a rock.

Xuckspagtomtarpyattnan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Xuckspagtomtarpyattnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away from purple goats, for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.