Vegyarpdin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, almighty squirrel.

Vegyarpdin created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegyarpdin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vegyarpdin, she will turn you into a dog.

Vegyarpdin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Vegyarpdin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never laugh in the presence of rats.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegyarpdin.